Saturday, June 29, 2013

Cajun Corner - Vol. 5,, No. 25



Cajun Corner – Vol. 5, No. 25 – June 29, 2013

 

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Last week’s Cherries In The Snow turned out okay, I guess.  It was very stressful.  A very dear friend of mine, who is a wonderful chef herself, corrected my recipe a bit for me.  She emailed and said that I should probably leave out the sour cream.  I did. 

Saturday began just fine.  I went to the store and purchased all of the ingredients.  The first step was the angel food cake.  This is a mix where you only have to add water.  How could anyone mess that up?  Well, guess what?  I bought some aluminum foil baking container things with plastic lids.  That way I could just leave it at my friend’s home and not worry about getting my plate later.  So far, so good.  The aluminum foil bake ware was pretty deep.  I figured that I would put just enough cake batter in each aluminum foil baking dish to come about half way up and then I’d have room for the whipped cream, cream cheese, and cherry pie filling.  This all made sense to me.

Got the bowl and mixer out, put the water and cake mix in the bowl, and began mixing these ingredients.  30 seconds on low to mix everything together; then 1 minute on medium.  Do not over mix.  The oven was on the correct temperature.  The box said not to grease the baking dish.  Everything was perfect.  I poured the cake batter into the dish and the batter only came up about ¼ to ½ inch.  Perfect!  I put the pan in the over and began mixing another cake.  When I finished mixing the second cake and put it in a pan, I opened the oven door and put the pan into the oven.  A few minutes later I went back to check on it.  OMG!  The first cake had risen over the top of the aluminum baking dish with a rounded top and the second cake wasn’t far behind the first.

At this point I panicked.  How am I going to get all of that other stuff on top of this cake and in the same pan?  I started thinking that maybe I could cut the cake in half and put the topping in the middle.  That would be ugly.  I made a panicked plea on Facebook.  One friend assured me that it would be okay.  Another assured me that she doesn’t cook either and I should go to the store and buy a cake. 

After the cakes finish cooking, I pull both beautifully rounded cakes out of the oven to cool.  They were at least an inch or two above the pan.  I sat waiting for them to cool.  That took much to long, so I stuck them in the freeze.  My patience was wearing thin with those cakes. 

Then I began the topping.   I put the heavy cream into the bowl and beat it at high speed.  Little milk sprinkles covered me and everything in the near vicinity.  It did thicken as the mixer continued to whirl.  The sugar was added.  Things began to look up.  The whipped cream was nice and thick and sweet.  Then I added the blocks of cream cheese.  The word “cream” is a misnomer for that.  You would think something that was cream would be smooth.  Oh no.  The blocks went into the whipped cream and the mixed was chewing those blocks of cream cheese and spitting them out.  When I say “spitting” I mean I had cream cheese all over me, all over my kitchen, and all over my dogs.  God bless dogs.  My companions licked up that cream cheese until I know their tongues had to be tired.  Nevertheless, the mixer kept whirling and eventually mixed all of the cream cheese with the whipped cream creating a mixture with a million tiny lumps of cream cheese.  That was about all of the time that I intended to spend on that mixture.

I then took the cakes out of the freezer.  Thank God, the cakes sank in the middle, like a low volcano.  The cream mixture was spread over the two cakes – much thicker in the middle than the sides.  Finally, the cans of cherry pie filling were opened and poured onto the top of the 2 cakes.

I must admit that in the end the cakes didn’t look bad.  I believe the cakes, at least most of them, were eaten with no ill effects.

Lesson learned.  Next time I’m going to the store and buying a cake.

At the dinner party I learned that more ladies received mysterious gnomes during the week.  Each gnome seems to be doing something indicative of the recipient.  For instance, one of the gnomes has a book and was given to a retired librarian.  The mystery continues.  There has been lots of speculation but the gnome giver remains anonymous.  However, a new gnome language is appearing.  A lady gnome is now called a “misgnomer.”  The entire affair is hilarious.  Everyone seems to wish they had been the one to think of carrying out such a wonderful prank.

Yesterday evening I went to get the mail.  As I walked into the front yard, a young man who appeared to be in his 20s, was riding what appeared to be a new, red, shiny bicycle, stopped and said, “Hi, my name is Jerry.”  He stuck out his hand and I shook it.  He continued that he was looking for someone to hire him to do yard work because he needed $20; he is homeless; and he needs a place to stay.  Just something about this guy hit me wrong.  It was kind of creepy.  Sam, the giant dog, was next door barking his head off and the guy seemed a bit startled by Sam and mentioned the big dog.  I politely said no to the guy and off he went.

This morning my Mardi Gras King called me to say that his truck was stolen from his driveway last night.  My King lives only a couple of blocks from me.  He said that whoever it was went through his sister’s car and then stole his truck.  He contacted the Sheriff’s Department but was also getting the word out to everyone he knows in hopes that someone sees his truck.

Later in the afternoon, one of his friends did, indeed, see two guys driving his truck in this area.  Stupid thieves didn’t even leave the vicinity.  They called the Sheriff’s Department and the truck was found abandoned near a park a few blocks from me.  My king was thrilled to have his truck back.  As we talked, I mentioned the guy on the bicycle from yesterday.  My king said that a guy on a bicycle had been riding in his area yesterday and appeared to be scoping out the place.  One of my neighbors saw the bicycle guy, too.  In fact, he said that the guy had gone into several cars but never took anything; not even money.  The whole neighborhood is on alert.  How odd that the thief rummages through vehicles and doesn’t take anything.  Hmmmm, I wonder what he is up to?

The flour sack towels with the little mermaids on them are doing well.  They are $15 each.  There is one for sale in our Etsy store.  More can be made.  Get ‘em while they are hot.

My poor son had to have his dog put down this week.  The whole family is grieving.  Pets become such an important part of any family.  They are family members and it hurts when they pass.  Her name was Paradise and she was only 6 years old.  They spent the week back and forth with the vet trying to figure out what is wrong with her and finally it was an internal tumor that burst causing her to bleed from her nose.  She is no longer in pain.

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Thank you Courtney Winstead for the following:

THIS IS A GOOD One for the history
              books.

ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF
              THE  APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL

ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT
              ON THE  MOON.

HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON
              THE  MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP

FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND,"
              WERE  TELEVISED TO EARTH AND

HEARD BY MILLIONS.*

BUT, JUST BEFORE HE RE-ENTERED THE 
              LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK

  "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."
              
             

MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGHT IT WAS A 
              CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME

RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER, UPON
              CHECKING,  THERE WAS NO GORSKY

IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE
              PROGRAMS.

OVER THE YEARS, MANY PEOPLE 
              QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE -

“GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY” STATEMENT
              MEANT,  BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST
SMILED.

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, 
              FLORIDA , WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS

FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT
              UP  THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION ABOUT MR. GORSKY TO ARMSTRONG.

THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED 
              BECAUSE MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL

ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD NOW ANSWER
              THE  QUESTION.

HERE IS THE ANSWER TO "WHO WAS MR. GORSKY":

IN 1938, WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A
              SMALL  MID-WESTERN TOWN , HE WAS

PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE
              BACKYARD.

HIS  FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOUR'S YARD
              BY THEIR BEDROOM  WINDOW.

HIS NEIGHBOURS WERE MR. AND MRS.
              GORSKY.  AS HE LEANED DOWN TO  PICK

UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS.
              GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY,
              
"SEX!  YOU WANT SEX?!  YOU'LL GET SEX  WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON  THE MOON!"              

IT BROKE THE PLACE UP.
               

NEIL ARMSTRONG'S FAMILY CONFIRMED 
              THIS IS A TRUE STORY.  


BUT, JUST BEFORE HE RE-ENTERED THE
LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK
"GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."
MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGHT IT WAS A
CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME
RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER, UPON
CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY
IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE
PROGRAMS.
OVER THE YEARS, MANY PEOPLE
QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE -
“GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY” STATEMENT
MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.
ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY,
FLORIDA , WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS
FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT
UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION ABOUT MR. GORSKY TO ARMSTRONG.
THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED
BECAUSE MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL
ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD NOW ANSWER
THE QUESTION.
HERE IS THE ANSWER TO "WHO WAS MR. GORSKY":
IN 1938, WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A
SMALL MID-WESTERN TOWN , HE WAS
PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE
BACKYARD.
HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOUR'S YARD
BY THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW.
HIS NEIGHBOURS WERE MR. AND MRS.
GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK
UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS.
GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY
"SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!
IT BROKE THE PLACE UP.
NEIL ARMSTRONG'S FAMILY CONFIRMED
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
BUT, JUST BEFORE HE RE-ENTERED THE
LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK
"GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."
MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGHT IT WAS A
CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME
RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER, UPON
CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY
IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE
PROGRAMS.
OVER THE YEARS, MANY PEOPLE
QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE -
“GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY” STATEMENT
MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.
ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY,
FLORIDA , WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS
FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT
UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION ABOUT MR. GORSKY TO ARMSTRONG.
THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED
BECAUSE MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL
ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD NOW ANSWER
THE QUESTION.
HERE IS THE ANSWER TO "WHO WAS MR. GORSKY":
IN 1938, WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A
SMALL MID-WESTERN TOWN , HE WAS
PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE
BACKYARD.
HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOUR'S YARD
BY THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW.
HIS NEIGHBOURS WERE MR. AND MRS.
GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK
UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS.
GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY
"SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!
IT BROKE THE PLACE UP.
NEIL ARMSTRONG'S FAMILY CONFIRMED
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
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